Wanting to see why my credit isn't in tip top shape, I went into FreeCreditReport.com. So, on the main page, in the right hand side there's a drowned hooker pale blue window that talks about how they go about business - you'll be enrolled in a "free" trial for 7 days, after which you'll be charged $14.95 a month. Gee, thanks. Then, this information is also at the bottom of the page in plain white lettering that, not accidentally, sits perfectly out of the 1280 x 1064 resolution. When you log in to get your "free" credit report, they first get your name and address. Then, they ask you for your credit card information, stating "Your credit card will not be charged during the free trial period. However, valid credit card information is required to establish your account." Again, at the bottom of the page there's a disclaimer that you'll be enrolled in their "free" trial program.
Do they tell you what is about to happen? Yes. Is it clear? Well, when you've been to a million of these types of websites with "blah blah blah" text in the exact same position in the same font, you kinda gloss over it.
To make a long story short, I called and used my suaveness to get out of the bulls&$t charge. I guess someone has to pay for those stupid ass "Freeeeeeeeee credit report dot com" musical ads where the band is at some dumpy seafood joint singing. As my economics teacher Vernads always used to say: "TINSTAAFL beyooootches"
Friday, August 29, 2008
Rock and Roll Train Baby
I'm a huge AC/DC fan, I always have been. I've been a fan since the days that the local trailer park mullets that used to ride my grade school bus would wear their t-shirts. The shirt looked great with the high top Converse, the studded leather jacket, and the long hair (pours out some liquor for the 80's).
Anyways, they have a new song out for the first time in years, 'Rock and Roll Train'. I like it. I'll be interested in hearing the whole album. This reminded me of a funny line that one of my friends said when he found out that I ordered the whole collection of AC/DC material from Amazon.com.
"Hey, did I tell you that I ordered the entire AC/DC CD collection from Amazon.com?"
"Really? Wow, that's a lot of money for 3 notes"
Yeah, but it's a really kick ass 3 notes...
Anyways, they have a new song out for the first time in years, 'Rock and Roll Train'. I like it. I'll be interested in hearing the whole album. This reminded me of a funny line that one of my friends said when he found out that I ordered the whole collection of AC/DC material from Amazon.com.
"Hey, did I tell you that I ordered the entire AC/DC CD collection from Amazon.com?"
"Really? Wow, that's a lot of money for 3 notes"
Yeah, but it's a really kick ass 3 notes...
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Fantasy Footbal Update #2
Dropped Ravens' Clayton for Ted Ginn Jr.
Being a PSU alum/fan, this was tough to do. However, when I looked at last year's total of 0 touchdowns by Clayton, the 2 by Ginn, the close reception numbers, and the fact that Ginn returns kicks (and returned one for a TD last night), this was an easy decision to make.
In other news, it appears as if Favre was injected with a new dose of embalming fluid - he's throwing touchdowns like he's 40 again!
Being a PSU alum/fan, this was tough to do. However, when I looked at last year's total of 0 touchdowns by Clayton, the 2 by Ginn, the close reception numbers, and the fact that Ginn returns kicks (and returned one for a TD last night), this was an easy decision to make.
In other news, it appears as if Favre was injected with a new dose of embalming fluid - he's throwing touchdowns like he's 40 again!
Thursday, August 21, 2008
My Fantasy Football Team, 2008
It's here! My 2008 Fantasy Football roster
1. Drew Brees
I'm so so on this first pick, had an off season last season, but still may have some explosiveness left. I'm hoping they don't ever hand to Bush, but rather throw a lot of passes out in the flat. People were grabbing RBs as if they were George Michael in a men's bathroom.
2. Frank Gore
Gah, I hated this one. Fleaflicker had him so high and I wasn't sure about anyone else, so I was kinda forced into it. I guess with Mike Martz throwing more, the Niners may have a more balanced O and the fact that they have no one nearly as good helps him be in there on more downs...
3. Edgerrin James
Another one I didn't feel quite good about. I get the feeling the Cards are on the rise, so hopefully he can resurrect his game at his ripe age and low IQ.
4. Steve Smith
Another of my aging stars. Here's to hoping that the rest of my team can cover him while his suspension plays out. Has great upside, especially how him and Delhomme played the first half of last year.
5. Brandon Marshall
I love this pick... I think he's poised for a breakout year. Who the hell else are they going to throw to?
6. Joey Galloway
Another grandpa, but still explosive. Hey, I needed another WR and he seems to have some weeks where he's fantastic.
7. Kellen Winslow
With Horseballs throwing, I like this pick.
8. John Kasay
Zzz...
9. Vikings Team (D/ST)
I think I was misled a bit by Fleaflicker's rating system for this one. ESPN had them as 7th, while FF had them as the #1 or #2 defense. They're aging, so they fit right in with the rest of my geriatrics. Hopefully Purple Jesus will help a ball-control offense so they can rest on the sidelines playing bingo.
Extras:
10. Brett Favre
I loooove this pick at this spot. I think he may be a steal, if Brees gets hurt. I think he has starter potential, maybe his career will be reborn in NY.
11. Kevin Smith (RB - Det)
Ah, I wanted a backup RB... Hey, it's better than nothing. Did Kitna guarantee wins this year?
12. Baltimore Ravens (D/ST)
Also long in the tooth. Maybe if they're playing an inept offense I could sub them for the Vikes.
Update:
Dropped Ravens D for Clayton
Because of the suspensions to Smith and Marshall, I picked up Mark Clayton of the Ravens and dumped the Ravens D. Now that Derrick Mason has lost his lover Steve McNair, maybe Clayton will get the bulk of the catches.
1. Drew Brees
I'm so so on this first pick, had an off season last season, but still may have some explosiveness left. I'm hoping they don't ever hand to Bush, but rather throw a lot of passes out in the flat. People were grabbing RBs as if they were George Michael in a men's bathroom.
2. Frank Gore
Gah, I hated this one. Fleaflicker had him so high and I wasn't sure about anyone else, so I was kinda forced into it. I guess with Mike Martz throwing more, the Niners may have a more balanced O and the fact that they have no one nearly as good helps him be in there on more downs...
3. Edgerrin James
Another one I didn't feel quite good about. I get the feeling the Cards are on the rise, so hopefully he can resurrect his game at his ripe age and low IQ.
4. Steve Smith
Another of my aging stars. Here's to hoping that the rest of my team can cover him while his suspension plays out. Has great upside, especially how him and Delhomme played the first half of last year.
5. Brandon Marshall
I love this pick... I think he's poised for a breakout year. Who the hell else are they going to throw to?
6. Joey Galloway
Another grandpa, but still explosive. Hey, I needed another WR and he seems to have some weeks where he's fantastic.
7. Kellen Winslow
With Horseballs throwing, I like this pick.
8. John Kasay
Zzz...
9. Vikings Team (D/ST)
I think I was misled a bit by Fleaflicker's rating system for this one. ESPN had them as 7th, while FF had them as the #1 or #2 defense. They're aging, so they fit right in with the rest of my geriatrics. Hopefully Purple Jesus will help a ball-control offense so they can rest on the sidelines playing bingo.
Extras:
10. Brett Favre
I loooove this pick at this spot. I think he may be a steal, if Brees gets hurt. I think he has starter potential, maybe his career will be reborn in NY.
11. Kevin Smith (RB - Det)
Ah, I wanted a backup RB... Hey, it's better than nothing. Did Kitna guarantee wins this year?
12. Baltimore Ravens (D/ST)
Also long in the tooth. Maybe if they're playing an inept offense I could sub them for the Vikes.
Update:
Dropped Ravens D for Clayton
Because of the suspensions to Smith and Marshall, I picked up Mark Clayton of the Ravens and dumped the Ravens D. Now that Derrick Mason has lost his lover Steve McNair, maybe Clayton will get the bulk of the catches.
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