1. (7) Rashard Mendenhall RB
Complete and utter dumbass - Rashard BinMendenladen. But I expect the Steeler O to be good this year and him to be a major contributor. Without his Champion deal getting in the way, he's in good shape.
2. (18) Tom Brady QB
I certainly didn't draft guys I liked, because Brady is a douche of the highest order. Just win baby! With OchoStinko, I hope the offense is good (but not too good because I hate the Patriots).
3. (31) Dwayne Bowe WR
Hope he has another big season. Liked him in Hard Knocks when he was a rookie.
4. (42) Ryan Grant RB
A risky pick because he isn't a guarantee, but their offense is so good, I hope they try to balance it out a bit this year.
5. (55) Ryan Mathews RB
Total suckfest last year when he was projected high, I hope he pulls it together this year. Little quick guys that can catch do very well in Turkeyneck Norv Turner's system.
6. (66) Percy Harvin WR
Get this sucka some aspirin and get him out there. May be a lot of throwing with McSnack at the helm.
7. (79) Dallas Clark TE
Has a skeleton made of Charlie Batch material, but puts up big numbers when he's not peeing sitting down.
8. (90) Sidney Rice WR
Another risky pick, especially since Tavaris Jackson couldn't read a defense it was a book with big letters. And pictures. And phonetically sounded out. Hell, he probably can't read flash cards.
9. (103) Joseph Addai RB
Another hopeful since he's on such a dynamic offense. Good late round pick.
10. (114) Roy Helu RB
Have I mentioned that I'm picking risky guys this year, going all out?
11. (127) Kyle Orton QB
Looks dumb. Plays well.
12. (138) Michael Crabtree WR
Needs to show some potential this year with total disaster Alex Smith at QB.
13. (151) Dallas DEF
Demarcus Ware!
14. (162) Rob Bironas K
I needed a kicker. I like that I quietly sing "My Cherona" to myself every time I hear his hame.
